As a child with a tendency to suffer mild anxiety attacks, I found solace in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, where uncomfortable situations were treated with levity.
Tinder Select is a secret, invitation-only version of the app for the attractive and the powerful – yet another reminder to regular people of their supposed place in the world.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s new baby should know a thing or two about social media celebrity. But the world is a tough place, and Mini-K faces stiff competition from Taimur Ali Khan and the royal babies.
Nita Ambani has shimmied her way to the front of the celeb mom line, just like she edged to the foreground of the Ambani-Piramal engagement photos. Even in the veritable galaxy of stars that thronged the shaadi, Mama Ambani shone brighter than the rest.
Kylie Jenner didn’t just have a baby, she launched a new vertical in the sprawling Kardashian media empire. At this rate, there’s going to be too many Kardashians to keep up with by the end of 2018.
Congratulations viewers. You’ve watched Priyanka Jagga piss on television. You only have yourselves to thank for whatever bestial things are coming up next.