How to Spot a Neo-Shiv Bhakt

How to Spot a Neo-Shiv Bhakt

Let’s celebrate this Mahashivratri by acknowledging the neo-Shiv Bhakt, or Urban baba. He doesn’t go on any pilgrimages but he sure has a lot of special “prasad”.
AAP Gaye, Gore Rahe

AAP Gaye, Gore Rahe

I am relieved that AAP has not come to power in Goa and will be unable to weed out the drugs and the corruption. Let’s be honest, we love Goa for everything that’s wrong with it.
The Truth about Sunburn aka Ghor Kalyug

The Truth about Sunburn aka Ghor Kalyug

I urge our netas to visit a music festival to understand that all the hype about sex and drugs is for nothing. You can barely light a cigarette, and even getting a simple pint of beer involves fighting off a dozen competitors for the bartender’s attention.
Trespasser for Life

Trespasser for Life

Every time a Chinese dignitary arrives in India, I attempt a protest against the occupation of Tibet. My last demonstration landed me in a smelly Goan marsh – for 20 hours.