Excuse Me Marvellous Mrs Markle, You’re Doing Princessing Wrong

Dear Meghan Markle, don’t you know your job as Royal bahu is to wave vacuously into the horizon, nibble on pâté, and give birth to babies named Margaret or William? What gives you the right, then, to force a 35-year-old unemployed prince out his grandparents’ house?

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