Stop the Bhaiya-fication of Every Istri, Chai, & Taxi Wala Already

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Stop the Bhaiya-fication of Every Istri, Chai, & Taxi Wala Already

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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t’s one of those evenings when you get inspired by the gazillion articles you have read on healthy living. You make the effort of taking your ass, stuck on your bed for over 10 hours, out for a walk. Ten minutes into your walk, your hair smelling like a chain-smoker’s mouth, your lungs full of foul air, your ears pick up some strange moaning sounds. It sounds like a woman. It is panting hard and in between gasps you can hear, “Bhaiya, aur, bhaiya aur, aur!”

Have I walked in on the Lannister twins copulating in my neighbourhood? Have they migrated to India in a quest for nirvana and malana, and are now making out in Sector 31 market, the preferred haunt of Haryanvi gais?

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