A Kit to Protect Your Fragile Masculinity in the Age of Feminism

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A Kit to Protect Your Fragile Masculinity in the Age of Feminism

Illustration: Sushant Ahire

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oys will be boys, and men will be men. This is our great defence, used ad nauseam to trivialise our shenanigans. We could have broken a rule in school, passed a lewd remark, eve-teased, or even raped someone. It’s all good. Because. Boys will be boys.

But the hallowed institution of masculinity is under siege from uppity women who have the gall to demand things like equal pay and safer streets. These broads have backed men into a corner, taking away our right to whistle at their asses, and follow them home if we feel like it. In this oestrogen-filled environment, it’s getting harder and harder to be a man. As this female hysteria reaches its peak ahead of International Women’s Day, the brotherhood of macho men must be prepared to defend their masculinity. The life of a manly man is never easy, so here are a few hacks to keep up appearances and fly the flag of manliness on Women’s Day. Round up the boys, because it’s time for a shopping trip!

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