Inside the Mind of Sanjay Leela Bhansali

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Inside the Mind of Sanjay Leela Bhansali

Illustration: Akshita Monga

S

igh. It’s been a rough few months.

My good friend, Arnab Goswami who watched Padmavati (or Padmavat, even I can’t keep track of the names anymore) even before the censor board, played a clip on his channel. In it, a man announced a bounty of 1 crore for anyone who burnt Deepika alive. Then the next guy came in and announced 5 crore for anyone who beheaded me and Deepika. The next guy upped the bid to 10 crore. It was like watching ISIS have an IPL auction. I was shocked beyond belief. Is that all my life is worth?! Jesus fucking Christ, the economy has indeed dipped over the past few quarters, but this is low!

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