Salman Khan: Batman Without a Conscience

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Salman Khan: Batman Without a Conscience

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hen I grow up, I want to be Salman Khan.

I was instantaneously reminded of this infantile wish today as Brother Tiger is forced to stand the test of the Indian judiciary. Proof that nothing good ever came out of Hum Saath Saath Hain, Salman Khan was found guilty and convicted in the infamous blackbuck poaching case while his squad comprising Saif Ali Khan, Sonali Bendre, Tabu, and Neelam Kothari were acquitted. For a case that took 20 years to come to fruition, Innocent Khan aka CEO @ Acquittals, faces (only) five years in jail and a fine of Rs 10,000 (or what Being Human calls “sutta allowance”).

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