By Arré Bench Jan. 23, 2018
Satire Why I Oppose the Supreme Court Ban on Rockets and Bombs This Diwali
The Supreme Court has banned rockets and bombs this Diwali. Only “green crackers” that make no noise are allowed. How can they take the dhamaka out of Diwali? The world is just out there to destroy our great tradition of pollution.Add to list
Satire The King of Jail Times: How Would Vijay Mallya Spend His First Night at Arthur Road Prison?
Vijay Mallya has a list of demands from prison authorities at Mumbai’s Arthur Road jail. He wants a cell with a view and IPL cheerleaders to liven up the atmosphere. Like all famous prisoners, he wants to write a memoir – The Accidental Airline Company.Add to list
Satire An Honest Letter from BJP’s IT Cell Member to Pradhan Mantri ji Ahead of Elections
Dear PM, this election season it’s getting a little harder to protect you from the vicious librandus. This time I’m left looking like an idiot, stuttering some vague cow-related facts in response to every question.Add to list
Satire Apna Time Aa Gaya: A Middle-Class Indian’s Love Letter to Piyush Goyal
Dear Piyush Goyal, all these years we have felt like the veg biryani at a Punjabi wedding – ignored. But the budget has changed that. Today might be a good day to ask the middle class, “How’s the josh?”Add to list
Satire Stop Asking HowsTheJobs! What About the Employment of Gau Rakshaks, Trolls, and Anti-Romeo Squads?
The accusation that the government has failed to create jobs is ludicrous. In Uttar Pradesh alone, thousands of new jobs have been created for gau rakshaks and members of the Anti-Romeo Squads.Add to list