No Bras Please! We’re Indian


No Bras Please! We’re Indian

Illustration: Akshita Monga


ear filmmakers,

The Censor Board has once again been forced to call one of you out for deciding to tastelessly display a woman’s brassiere in a movie about Katrina Kaif’s time-travelling husband. It was a silly decision, if you ask us. Have you learned nothing from the Udta Punjab fiasco? It pains us to have to keep reminding you that we are against such displays of titillating attire, as it awakens a fire within our loins that cannot be controlled in a darkened movie hall with all its whistling men and canoodling couples.