News Weed: Priyanka Chopra Reveals Quantico Season 3 Villain Inspired By Nirav Modi

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News Weed: Priyanka Chopra Reveals Quantico Season 3 Villain Inspired By Nirav Modi

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ebruary 16, Hollywood, CA: The Indian film industry let out a sigh of relief even as the American TV industry let out a cry of dismay, as crossover actress Priyanka Chopra announced her decision to remain in Hollywood for the next season of Quantico. Chopra held a press conference to announce what viewers can expect to see apart from her dreaded accent. “Nirav Modi’s fraud case provides the perfect backdrop for the return of Alex Parrish,” she announced.

A senior journalist at the presser then raised a pertinent question, “Please, God, why?”

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