Mehul Choksi Gives Up Indian Citizenship; To Form Mahagathbandhan With Mallya & Nirav Modi

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Mehul Choksi Gives Up Indian Citizenship; To Form Mahagathbandhan With Mallya & Nirav Modi

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bsconding diamantaire and every desi family’s generic diabetic uncle, Mehul Choksi, has officially earned the title of “Anti-National of the Year”. Besides being accused of cheating Punjab National Bank to the tune of ₹13,000 crores, he has given up his Indian citizenship and surrendered his passport.

Choksi submitted his passport to the Indian High Commission (IHC) in Antigua, but before the officials could ask him any questions, he reportedly left, saying, “Chaliye, India ko vanakkam.” Mehulbhai is now a pakka West Indian, unlike his fake Gujarati friend Hardik Pandya, who thinks wearing bling and objectifying women at clubs is all it takes to be gareebon ka Chris Gayle. However, while Pandya still waits for his fate over saying something on a Koffee With Karan episode, criminal mastermind Mehulbhai is chilling in Antigua.

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