As a Peace Gesture, India Offers Arnab Goswami To Pakistan

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As a Peace Gesture, India Offers Arnab Goswami To Pakistan

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fter Pakistan promised to release captured Indian Air Force pilot Abhinandan Varthaman on Friday, the Indian Government has made a counter-offer to send our  most famous news anchor Arnab Goswami to Pakistan as a “peace gesture”.

“India appreciates Pakistan’s efforts to abide by the Geneva Convention. Pakistan plans to safely return our wing commander, and in return we would like to offer them our TV commander Arnab Goswami. Imran Khan’s message to sit and talk has been duly noted, which is why we are sending an individual who loves to talk,” the MEA statement read.

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