How to Survive Diwali in Smoggy Delhi: A Healthy Dose of Vitamin D (Denial and Delusion)

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How to Survive Diwali in Smoggy Delhi: A Healthy Dose of Vitamin D (Denial and Delusion)

Illustration: Arati Gujar

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e Indians display high levels of Vitamin D, i.e., “denial” and “delusion”.

When Ram returned to his kingdom after 14 long years, Ayodhya-wasis chartered a Vimana and flew to China to buy crackers to celebrate his homecoming. One of the rockets lost its sense of direction, landed in Lakshman’s man bun and set it on fire. He was quickly thrown in a nearby pond where he nearly drowned. “Rangeela babu to hai superstar” was played at ear-shattering levels all night which prompted Sita to look for cheap tickets to Colombo on BookMyOneWayTicket.com

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