Breaking! CBI Says Mallya Fled in Honda City, Team Was Looking for Lamborghini

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Breaking! CBI Says Mallya Fled in Honda City, Team Was Looking for Lamborghini

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Two years ago, Vijay Mallya was able to break the CBI’s net and escape from India with 56 bags of Pirelli calendars. Today the country’s top investigative agency announced that it has left no stone unturned in its mission to catch the poster boy of large-scale corruption, and released a report detailing the measures it had taken to bring the fugitive home.

The exclusive report was submitted to the Home Ministry in commemoration of Arnab Goswami’s millionth consecutive debate yelling about Mallya to Sambit Patra and Co. It outlines the steps that were put in place to capture Mallya in the months before he fled the country.

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