World Bank Declares Bahubali India’s Best Export Ever!

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World Bank Declares Bahubali India’s Best Export Ever!

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ahubali 2 broke the ₹1,000-crore record within a few days of its release and is marching confidently towards the ₹1500-crore mark. The last time someone made a thousand crore this fast, Lalu Prasad Yadav went to jail. Bahubali is now well on his way to becoming what Amit Shah calls “Star Wars for the Indian Millennial”. The merchandise sales shot through the roof when Shri Pradhan Mantri Modi ji said that Prabhas and him were the only ones in India with a 56-inch chest. A Bahubali-themed amusement park is already under construction, where people can gather and stand under a GFX waterfall.

By the end of this year, the total collection of Bahubali is expected to reach the amount of money lost in the 2G Scam, prompting World Bank to approach the producers of Bahubali 2 for a loan of ₹1,50,000 crore. Or as A Raja would say: “Bas kya”?

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