News Weed: Kejriwal Signs Deal with Bieber; Buys Copyright to “Sorry”

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News Weed: Kejriwal Signs Deal with Bieber; Buys Copyright to “Sorry”

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pril 03, Ontario: In news that is just coming in right now, Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal acquired the copyright to pop sensation Justin Bieber’s superhit “Sorry” for an undisclosed fee. Our sources tells us that the two met at a highly confidential McDonald’s outlet in Ontario. The news comes in the wake of a string of apologies issued by the Delhi CM to several politicians.

The duo held a joint press conference after their meeting, and were flooded by journalists, all of whom wanted to ask the same question: Why the hell did they decide to meet at a McDonald’s? Kejriwal was quick to respond with a “Main aam aadmi hoon. Meri yahi aukaat hai.” This triggered a journalist from Republic TV who immediately began shouting and flashing a copy of Kejriwal’s business class flight ticket and had to be escorted out by security for upsetting a bunch of children who had gathered at the outlet for a birthday party and a Happy Meal.

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