Arré Checklist: DIY Tips to Grow Your Hymen Back!

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Arré Checklist: DIY Tips to Grow Your Hymen Back!

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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ou’re a modern, independent young woman and the world is your oyster. But what about your clam? By the time you’re ready for your suhaag raat your hymen might not be at its freshest, and girl, you’ve got a virginity test to pass! Pissing off the panchayat is not cute, as some unfortunate sods from the V-Squad in Pune learnt a couple of days ago. So unless you want to wear a black eye with your wedding bindi, it’s best to be in the clear.

If your husband-to-be is a hardcore feminazi, you can probably get away with surreptitiously staining the bedsheet. Otherwise, a hymenoplasty is totally in this season! We’ve seen some amazing exclusive designs at the Pune All-India Bridal Show and Medical Expo.

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