An Honest Letter from BJP’s IT Cell Member to Pradhan Mantri ji Ahead of Elections

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An Honest Letter from BJP’s IT Cell Member to Pradhan Mantri ji Ahead of Elections

Illustration: Ahmed Sikander

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’m writing this letter in a state of epileptic Josh. It has recently come to my notice that you are up for re-election (didn’t we get rid of the democracy thing already?), and that a certain faction of rebels is planning to vote for a man who travels to Goa for holiday (spits) as Prime Minister. These rebels claim that you haven’t done enough for this country, and often make very valid points on social media that make my counters look silly and pointless. Still, through all these years, I’ve defended you every chance I’ve had — often using multiple fake accounts, and making death threats to college students. I think, in a way, I’m the reason you’re Prime Minister right now.  

 

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