Self-described actor Fardeen Khan is carrying out a morcha for out-of-work thespians. Khan and his supporters are demanding 10 per cent quota in supporting roles such as Hero Ka Sidekick, and Best Friend Who Can’t Act.

It’s been a year since the Supreme Court made it not mandatory for cinema halls to play the national anthem before a film. Since that day, patriotism has been under threat. The cult of anti-nationals has multiplied. We desperately need films like PM Narendra Modi and Uri to curb the rise of Urban Naxals.

Yogi Adityanath was the BJP’s star campaigner in the assembly elections and despite the party’s loss in many states, he remains undeterred. He is here to protect cows and give us the Ram Mandir. And this year, his greatest contribution to the nation has been the Name Change Abhiyan.

I’m a Self-Proclaimed Noble Guy, someone who only thinks about doing noble things. I want to save everything and everyone. But I’m also a miser. The only time someone like me might be tempted to donate would be on March 31… to save taxes.

Anyone who dares to talk about the lack of transparency on Arnab Goswami’s primetime show tonight, is the perfect candidate for us, say producers of reality show Khatron Ke Khiladi.

So much has happened between the RBI and the government in the last few months that it feels like a retelling of A Series of Unfortunate Events. In August, the government appointed S Gurumurthy, an RSS ideologue, to the RBI’s central board. Today, the RBI Governor Urjit Patel has resigned citing personal reasons.

After Yogi Adityanath suggested that he’d rename Hyderabad to Bhagyanagar, geography students across the nation carried out protests outside classrooms. “Android se zyada geography textbook update ho rahe hai,” complained Sharma ji ka beta.

In what is touted to be the most expensive movie ever made, Maharaja Window Seat films plans a biopic on Prime Minister’s travels; Imtiaz Ali already in Mongolia.

I know that a spot in the commentary box is very different from the PM’s seat, but the skills that Navjot Singh Sidhu has picked up during his multifaceted and tenured career, can easily be transferred to the highest office in India.

#ThisWeekOnArré: Dear Modiji, today my manager told me, “PM 18 ghante kaam karte hain aur tu 8 baje nikal raha hai! Half day kis khushi mein?” Have mercy on someone who hasn’t seen the sun set in six months and has had every leave rejected in the past year.