Delhi air quality was bad, is bad, and will always be bad. All I need is to give two tights slaps to my lazy lungs to stop them from acting tantrummy.

What will the Statue of Unity be remembered for? For being the world’s biggest statue? Or for being part of the government’s effort to make history for the world’s highest re-election spend?

First the Supreme Court allowed menstruating women inside the Sabarimala Temple, now they want to regulate the use of firecrackers during Diwali. The world is just out there to destroy our great traditions of pollution and discrimination.

A year into the #MeToo movement, we’re going to give credit where it’s actually due, and acknowledge the real kickstarters of the campaign: The men who made sexual harassment possible in the first place.

I’m in a complicated relationship with Aadhaar. When we first met, we “linked” instantly. But then things went south and the courts helped save our marriage. But what about my embarrassing pictures that she already leaked? How do I make people unsee them?

Nitin Sandesara, the absconding director of Sterling Biotech, reportedly opened over 300 shell companies to launder over ₹5,000 crore. Shell companies are to money launderers what #wanderlust is to travel bloggers and Undertaker is to WWE – indispensable.

In a cruel and unusual case of “It Happens Only in India”, Shambhu Lal Regar, the man who committed murder on camera, has become a folk hero to jackasses across the country. Reports have emerged that he will now contest the Lok Sabha elections in Agra next year.

An exclusive report submitted by the investigation agency details the measures that were taken to bring the fugitive home. Claims Mallya’s escape plans inspired by Cartoon Network.

If Raghuram Rajan really wanted the PMO to pay heed to his report on high-profile fraud cases, he should have tweeted it to the official handle. Isn’t he aware that the PMO is more active on social media than anywhere else?

Thanks to PM Modi’s clout on the global stage, UNESCO has favoured our country, and selected a few clueless desi politicians for its new education scheme, part of its International Literacy Day initiative. Ram Kadam is expected to get a lesson on consent and Subramanian Swamy on… everything.