After the EVM theory failed, non-BJP leaders say they have unveiled a bigger conspiracy. It is not the machines but the people of the country who have been hacked, they say.

Pointing out similarities between the Prime Minister and himself, Bran Stark says, “The next best option to us are men who know nothing.”

I remember the results from 2014 like it was yesterday. I had managed to get the Congress party its lowest tally in history at 44 seats. Passing marks were 35, but there’s no pleasing some people. Now after the 2019 exit polls, everyone is saying that I’m going to fail again and Modi ji is going to top the class, says RaGa.

If sources are to be believed, a number of TV channels are planning to broadcast the Indian election results from the moon. Word is, news anchors have already started preparing for their toughest performance yet.

After the petition to remake the Game of Thrones Season 8 went viral, DB Weiss and David Benioff have reached out to Indian politicians. “We have heard that they have a knack of rewriting history, GoT then will be a cake walk for them,” they say.

Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee has promised her followers that she will learn not to laugh at jokes after she was found giggling at a roshogolla meme. The Bengal Sweet Association is reportedly upset and has asked Didi to take a train to Odisha.

Political analysts say that the #MainBhiRadarExpert campaign is likely to go viral. A video song “Main Bhi Radar Expert Hoon” is already in the works featuring General GD Bakshi and the actors of Uri.

Impressed by Liverpool’s comeback over Barcelona in the Champions League semi-final, Rahul Gandhi considers hiring Jurgen Klopp to script a Congress comeback in the Lok Sabha elections. German manager benches Congress president in first move.

After failing to make excuses for his poor performance in examinations, a Class X student came up with a brilliant plan. Taking cue from the heated election campaign, he decided to bring up Rajiv Gandhi.

Confused ex-Prime Minister Deve Gowda wonders why he was spared during BJP’s campaign, while other PMs like Jawaharlal Nehru and Rajiv Gandhi were criticised. “Are you saying I was the best PM ever?” letter sent to PMO asks.