In the distant future, when human doctors and engineers become obsolete, will stand-up comedy be the job parents want their kids to pursue?

If there was one person in the country whom you’d expect to be paying attention to all the “maths” regarding India’s economy, it would have been Commerce and Industry minister Piyush Goyal. Apparently, the best way to deal with a slowing economy is to completely stop acknowledging all statistics and percentages related to it altogether.

With #OPPOA92020 you have power and performance in the palm of your hands. “Ab tumhare paas bhi 20 hour battery life hai”.

Chandni is the quintessential male fantasy in motion; except with Yash Chopra behind the camera, that fantasy translates as adoration and appreciation, instead of overt sexualisation. Every shot feels like a gentle caress, like the gaze of an admirer or a devotee.

Section 375 is a sneaky, smug, and ignorant proclamation of "Not All Men" that comes at the expense of the Me Too movement. It doesn't just argue that the system is corrupted to a point where justice is a foregone conclusion. But that women seek revenge by filing false rape charges and the system enables them.

Having a partner who shares your enthusiasm — in sickness, health, and food — is a big part of the appeal of being in a relationship. But the question of what to eat together is to couples what purgatory is to lost souls.

At its core, The Handmaid’s Tale is a primer in individual resistance, the battle between the indomitable spirit and the grinding wheels of subjugation. As Aunt Lydia tells Offred and the other Handmaids-in-training, any outrage becomes acceptable once you lose the will to fight back.

When our salary was delayed in May, it was brushed away as a temporary inconvenience. There was no official word from the management, but there were secret meetings and the big bosses paraded their lack of empathy. In August, we got a midnight mail which said this is the end.

After Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman said millennials’ preference for Uber and Ola has contributed to the auto industry’s decline, it’s time the world sat up and took notice. Perhaps we do need to #BoycottMillennials, before they kill another valued facet of Indian society.

As other phone companies scramble over each other to rip off the iPhone's latest design, Apple should go a step ahead and create sustainable phones. In an age where there’s increased awareness of climate change, surely following an eco-friendly trend will become as important as adding a screen notch.