Why Millennials Won’t Survive the Apocalypse

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Why Millennials Won’t Survive the Apocalypse

Illustration: Juergen Dsouza

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ihir’s heart is pounding in his ears as he scrambles down the street he has lived on for three years. The zombies are closing in – he can hear their unwieldy march in the background – and he has no idea where to go. Is the way to the main road past this bhajiwalla?

Suddenly, there is a piercing scream behind him. Damn, they’ve got Sia, his next-door neighbour. Her death was certain the moment she paused to consult Apple Maps for an escape route: When have those ever worked?

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