The Joy of Cancelling Plans


The Joy of Cancelling Plans

Illustration: Sushant Ahire/Arré

“Heyyyy you, long time!”


here is no other combination of words in the English language that has the potential to scare the hell out of me more than this. Something about the extra three y’s in the hey and the nonchalant stating of how it’s been a long time without taking any responsibility for it. Yes, I know it has been a long time, I was there, ignoring you through the entirety of it, why are you ruining this perfectly good status quo?