Arré Checklist: The Seven Commandments of Pregaming

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Arré Checklist: The Seven Commandments of Pregaming

Illustration: Juergen Dsouza

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t’s Friday night and the air is getting hot. Like you baby. Ok excuse that crappy Whigfield song and let’s talk Friday night rituals. The workweek is over and you’re already thinking about how to get wasted, and we’re here to help you.

As  mortals, we’ve invented Jägerbombs, B-52s, and Patrón to make us feel so fucking bulletproof that we could fight a war buck naked. This feeling has resulted in partying hard, and then, partying a little harder. So dedicated are we now to the idea of partying and getting wasted that we’ve created a pre-party before the actual party begins. Welcome to pregaming, brought to you by binge drinking, the secret to every great night.

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