Letter from Jadoo: Why Koi Mil Gaya is a Horror Film

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Letter from Jadoo: Why Koi Mil Gaya is a Horror Film

Illustration: Arati Gujar

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irst of all, you human abominations, screw you. You’ve ruined my life.

Fifteen years ago, I survived an alien abduction. Back in the year 2003, a strange four-eyed creature and its band of pint-sized accomplices held me in their custody, putting me through a hellish ordeal. I was starved, ridiculed, chased, and abused, and my suffering was filmed to be released in theatres. The story of my painstaking escape, which you humans refer to as Koi Mil Gaya, is my home planet’s Prison Break. My name is Jadoo. This is my story.

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