Quiz: How Jack Ryan Are You? – Arré

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Q1. Which answer best describes your problem-solving abilities?

a. I’m a natural-born problem-solver. b. I usually deal with them on my own but don’t shy away from delegating them to someone better equipped when needed. c. What problems? d. You mean my ability to walk away from trouble? It’s phenomenal.

Q2. When you walk into a restaurant what is the first thing you notice?

a. The woman eating soup with a dessert spoon which is odd. b. The ambience obviously, eating out is an experience. c. I don’t think I can afford to eat here. d. The smell of freshly made schezwan fried rice and vehicular emissions. Thelas are restaurants too.

Q3. You see a woman being harassed on a dark street. What do you do?

a. Step in. I’m all about the heroics. b. Observe the situation and weigh out my options before acting. I’ll call the cops for back up just in case. c. What woman? I was too busy looking at cat videos on Instagram. d. Go live on Facebook to talk about the dangers of being a woman in 2018.

Q4. A typical day at work consists of:

a. Telling people you’d have to kill them if you told them about your typical day at work. b. Hoping my boss doesn’t find out I went behind his back to get something done. c. Sitting at your desk and waiting for your lunch to arrive. d. Working from home in your pyjamas.

Q5. What was the last exciting thing you did?

a. Fought a bear on a mountain amid a wildfire b. Figured out the origin of Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra’s love affair by monitoring their Instagram feeds. c. Made a life-sized model of John Krasinski out of empty juice boxes. d. Ate at a restaurant and bounced without paying the bill.

Q6. What’s your typical response to being in a life-threatening situation?

a. Woohoo b. Fight c. Flight d. Fright

Q7. Your boss calls and says you need to leave on an urgent assignment that day itself. How do you react?

a. I’m always prepared. Let’s go. b. Um, I am out for dinner with my wife. But if it’s important, I’ll go. c. You fake an illness so that someone else can go in your place. d. Depends on where it is. You could use a few new travel photos for your Instagram.

Q8. How do you deal with job stress?

a. Physically. I go kickboxing. b. Can anyone? I just ignore it until it goes away. c. Yoga and meditation. You know, the good stuff. d. I drink a lot, bitch.

Q9. On a scale of 1 to 4, rate your ability to read people.

a. I don’t need to read people. They do. b. Everyone’s an open book, but sometimes I mistake Charles Bukowski for Chetan Bhagat. c. Pretty okay. d. Why read people when you can read Murakami?

Q10. What is your take on terrorism?

a. I could beat up terrorists all day. b. Terrorism is a real war. c. You know what’s worse than ISIS? People who leave the seat up after using the toilet. Toilet terrorism is a real thing. d. Terrorists are just misunderstood individuals, they need some TLC.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Results:</p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Mostly As:</p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">You lack the finesse and restraint needed to be <a style="text-decoration: none;" href="https://www.arre.co.in/pop-culture/jack-ryan-amazon-prime-teaser-ayush-mehra/">Jack Ryan</a>. You’re a loose cannon who believes in taking action without thinking and escalating things right off the bat. It seems like you have Jack Ryan confused with John Rambo.</p><br /> <p dir="ltr"></p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Mostly Bs:</p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">You’re a regular Jack Ryan, without all the danger to your life. You analyse and observe before you react. You stay relatively calm under pressure even when you’re in too deep. You’re a reluctant participant in a much larger game, but you don’t seem to mind when it serves a greater purpose. </p><br /> <p dir="ltr"></p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Mostly Cs:</p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">You’re a little too laidback to be Jack Ryan. If Jack Ryan was a stoner comedy about a bumbling business analyst who solves his co-workers problems with a spliff, you’d fit the bill perfectly.</p><br /> <p dir="ltr"></p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">Mostly Ds:</p><br /> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;">You’re as Jack Ryan as a kitten on ketamine. If you’re actually Jack Ryan, trying to thwart a terrorist plot, we’re all screwed. Do us all a favour and stay home in your jammies watching Jack Ryan and leave the espionage to those equipped to deal with it. </p><br />  <br /> <br />

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