The Generic Superhero Movie Preview: Avengers Edition

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The Generic Superhero Movie Preview: Avengers Edition

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nother superhero movie trailer dropped yesterday and the world is just having the best time ever. This time the movie features all the superheroes you know and love; plus the few that you don’t love (but will grow to, by the end of the film); and that one cool guy from the comic book only your best friend and you and remember because you were the weird kids in school. This superhero movie promises to be even more epic than the previous superhero movie, which was epic in its own right, when compared to the other 12 superhero movies that preceded it.

This new cool movie will completely blow your mind because it features all those famous actors in spandex unitards that you enjoyed watching in other superhero movies, delivering the very same expressions, in the very same storyline. The flow of the movie, sources say, will be unlike any of the other 10 that released this year, and will be more unique than the 10 superhero movies that will be made in the following year. Take for instance, that one scene where the good guys start fighting among themselves, only to learn that elementary lesson from countless school assemblies, “United we stand, divided we fall”. Expect a ridonk number of moral science lessons along these lines, as you navigate your way through the intricacies of seeing the world in three dimensions for over two hours.