Notes from My Suicide

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Notes from My Suicide

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ver the years, I have accumulated a small, and I’d like to think, a well-written, pile of suicide notes.
I’m always loath to throw away something I might need one day.
It’s okay to laugh; I’m still here.
I’m as much a fuck-up at suicide as at everything else.
Turns out, it’s damn-near impossible to drown yourself in the ocean if you hate getting your hair wet.
Also, leather takes three weeks to dry completely.

Loren Kraut, Stand-up Comedian, San Francisco

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