Apna Haath Jargon-naath

Love and Sex

Apna Haath Jargon-naath

Illustration: Akshita Monga

I

realised my parents referred to masturbating as “shaking” on the day they caught me in the act.

Don’t give me that eye-roll because let’s be honest, it’s happened to all of us. The only thing that varies is the point of the process when it happens. If you’re lucky it’s at the extreme ends of the spectrum; if you’re unlucky then it’s in the middle, at peak point of the drama. I was lucky. My future kids were neatly nestled in a wad of tissue and I was just about to pull my pants back up when she raised the alarm.

READ MORE

Comments