How Fat People Fuck

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How Fat People Fuck

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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here’s a party going on. It’s a random bunch of strangers, and you don’t really know anyone, but everyone has one common friend who ties the whole room together. The party goes on, until it hits a wall; a wall made of stale conversation perpetuated in an attempt to resuscitate the recently deceased party.

It is usually at this point – when the night is too far gone and alcohol is an easy excuse fall back upon – that it happens. Someone I’ve been roasting the entire night, or someone whose jokes were staler than the open beers on the windowsill, makes an attempt at comic salvation and invariably, the first salvo fired is, “Hey bro, listen man, tell us, how do fat people fuck?”

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