Sexting: The Game of Moans

Love and Sex

Sexting: The Game of Moans

Illustration: Juergen Dsouza


ince the dawn of time and sexting, homo sapiens were believed to follow a scientific method to indicate their desire to have sex. According to an informal survey conducted in-house, I learnt that in the good ol’ days, the process did not involve sending nude Polaroids via pigeons to the man or woman you wanted to do the deed with. It did, however, include exchanging wide-eyed looks and frantic pointing towards the crotch. Thankfully for us, the Swiss gave us the internet and the Americans swooped in to streamline the meet-to-bed process with chat rooms, Yahoo, MySpace, Orkut, Facebook, etc and from there on helping people get laid became a cottage industry.

But before we decide to send dick picks with an afterglow filter to our latest match, remember there are rules to this breathless game of moans. Using inputs from the best in the game (mainly me) I have created the perfect cheat sheet to get you successfully laid. If the process doesn’t work for you, feel free to contact me at