The Perfect Punishment For Vijay Mallya: Appoint Him Air India CEO

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The Perfect Punishment For Vijay Mallya: Appoint Him Air India CEO

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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ijay Mallya deserves worse. He is after all, the second most expensive thing the British owe us after the Kohinoor. Mallya might be extradited within the next 28 days, but first, a small digression: Over the years, India has adopted a unique strategy to bring the Kohinoor back. Every quarter they send Shashi Tharoor to England to deliver an eloquent and sure-shot viral speech to shame the Brits and guilt them into returning whatever is rightfully ours. This method has failed mainly because the English just can’t seem to follow Tharoor’s English. In fact, even Queen Elizabeth shared one of his videos with the caption, “Sorry, no follow, myself coming from village area.”

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