Arré Checklist: How to Lose Friends and Influence People by Uber CEO

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Arré Checklist: How to Lose Friends and Influence People by Uber CEO

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

H

ey losers. I’m Travis Kalanick, the most Uber-successful Silicon Valley CEO since Mark What’s-His-Name. I’m a newly minted billionaire, bitch. For a change, I’ve decided to give back to society by helping you out with your pathetic “lives” and giving you my best tips for success. Why should Marky Mark get all the credit?

Stay relevant, ponyboy

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