Three Tips for Amit Shah to Woo the Shiv Sena

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Three Tips for Amit Shah to Woo the Shiv Sena

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t’s going to be a tough evening for Amit Shah. Imagine having to go for a date with someone who you know has no interest in dating you. This person has made their intent clear not only in private but also to the public at large. And yet, you must go. Basically, like an enforced meeting for an arranged marriage that your parents are threatening you must want.

The Sena, which has been pretty clear about not wanting to be tied down by any political relationships in the near future, has announced that they will contest the 2019 elections as a single party. The politically promiscuous BJP, however, clearly has trouble taking no for an answer, and is sending the strapping Amit Shah over to Uddhav Thackeray’s house – presumably with a boombox playing Marathi street songs on loop – to win the Sena back.

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