Spies Outside CBI Director’s Home Are James Bond Fans, Had Hired an Omni for Stakeout

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Spies Outside CBI Director’s Home Are James Bond Fans, Had Hired an Omni for Stakeout

Illustration: Ahmed Sikander

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BI vs CBI, India’s latest reality TV show, took an unexpected turn this morning after four “Intelligence Bureau officials” were caught spying outside CBI director Alok Verma’s residence. We were able to score an exclusive interview with the spies, who spoke to us for an uninterrupted hour before they were sent on a six-hour snack break.

“It all started when our bosses at the Intelligence Bureau called us in for an emergency meeting,” an official who had 007 tattooed on his neck, told us. “Our department didn’t want to be seen as the Kamran Akmal of the government, standing around while the bowlers did all the work, so we got moving,” the official added.

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