The Real Travel Advisory for White Tourists to India

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The Real Travel Advisory for White Tourists to India

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ello, white person, welcome to a land where you will be worshipped like one of our crores of deities. Enjoy the soothing sounds of auto-wallahs trying to cheat you while you look for an elephant to ride in the middle of a city. Buy an agarbatti at one of our special “Indian-themed” boutiques that we promise you will ward off evil spirits. Before you embark on your spiritual adventure à la Coldplay feat Beyoncé, run your keen eyes through this travel advisory. Its contents are more important than ever in this current climate.

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