Priyanka Chopra’s Relative Angry About Wedding in India: “Not Getting Enough Likes on Instagram”

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Priyanka Chopra’s Relative Angry About Wedding in India: “Not Getting Enough Likes on Instagram”

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riyanka Chopra’s second aunt lashed out at the bride on Instagram today, questioning why the season’s most diverse power couple, Nickyanka, would choose an Indian location like Jodhpur for their wedding. They could have opted for a more picturesque location in Italy, she complained.  

Nick Jonas is so kanjoos,” Manju Chopra said. “A friend who attended DeepVeer’s wedding in the Villa del Balbianello got 700 likes and 67 comments on a hazy picture of a tree. I only got 230 likes and three comments on my picture of the Jodhpur skyline at noon.”

“I wish I was Deepika’s second aunt,” she captioned another picture of her artistically drinking a bottle of wine.

“Kissi ko batana nahin, but I think he is earning less than what humari beti Priyanka earns from Quantico.”

There is speculation over why Nickyanka chose an Indian venue. Some relatives say it’s because Priyanka couldn’t wait to show off her American accent in India. Others say Nick Jonas wanted to learn a few Hindi gaalis to use on his brothers back home. Either way, Manju was not happy.

“I read his Wiki page. Considering he’s a famous American singer-songwriter, actor, and record producer, I expected the wedding will be in Vegas or Paris,” she told us in an exclusive interview. “Dekho meri kismat. Yahan Jodhpur ke hotel mein baith ke mein pedicure kar rahi hoon aaj.”

“Kissi ko batana nahin, but I think he is earning less than what humari beti Priyanka earns from Quantico.”

Manju said that she wasn’t keep on attending the festivities. “I’ve heard Nick and his friends will play American Hip-Hop songs for four hours. I have told Priyanka’s mom that I have a headache and will skip the sangeet.”

“You know they didn’t even bother giving me my gift yet,” she said. “I told Priyanka’s mom that I only want Mikimoto Kokichi-wallah original pearls, not some Riddhima- type ones. If I don’t have it in time, I’ll skip this wedding and go for DeepVeer’s Reception No 1o with my friend.”

We had to stop our interview soon after, because Taimur had just crawled into the hotel, and Manju “had to” take a selfie with him for Instagram. “Can’t wait to show this at my next kitty party,” she said, running toward the lobby.

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