Welcome to the Great Indian Wedding Circus, Nick Jonas. Here’s How You Survive It

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Welcome to the Great Indian Wedding Circus, Nick Jonas. Here’s How You Survive It

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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ust last month, the last two pages of the Bombay Times officially announced Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ engagement, and it’s all so cute, omfg we’re all dead now!! This Sunday, Piggy Chops held a bridal shower in New York, and they marriage will be held in early December. So far Nick Jonas might have been known to teenagers as “singer of song Jealous”, but now that he’s getting married to the Bollywood/Hollywood crossover superstar Priyanka Chopra, he is about to become the white brother-in-law India has always wanted.

What’ll he wear for his mehendi party? Will he dance to “Lal Dupatta”? Once he is part of the Bollywood family, will he make a sudden appearance in a Bollywood movie as “white person who betrays our jawans”? Will we give him a cutesy Indian name like Nickbhai Jonas? The possibilities are endless for both the 25-year-old Disney star, and our fanatic fandom.

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