Horrorscope: What Dangers Lurk in the Month of October

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Horrorscope: What Dangers Lurk in the Month of October

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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You are under threat of suffering divine retribution this month, after tweeting to celebrate the Supreme Court order lifting the ban on women entering Sabarimala Temple. As we all know, this angers Lord Ayyappa, and just like he flooded Kerala, the faucet in your bathroom shall mysteriously be left running while you are out of the house, completely ruining your new rug and shorting out your MacBook charger.

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