The Question Haunting All Indian Men: “Why Would Nimrat Kaur Date Ravi Shastri?”

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The Question Haunting All Indian Men: “Why Would Nimrat Kaur Date Ravi Shastri?”

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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hy is life sooooo unfair? Why do the worst candidates get the best in life? Instead of complaining further, let’s get straight to the point – I have a HUGE crush on Nimrat Kaur. I’d already pictured a life with her like Uday Chopra with Esha Deol in Dhoom. She’s attractive, sexy, articulate, talented, and I have always admired her body of work and her choices in film.

Nimrat’s had a hold on my heart since I first saw her eating chocolate in that unforgettable Cadbury commercial. Or at least, she did until yesterday. Until she was paired with the Indian team’s cliche king, aka cricket coach Ravi Shastri. Not that I ever did, but it feels gratifying to ask: What chance do I stand now? It’s the exact same thought I had when PC took off with that singer boy, and Anushka with… ok, at least she paired up with a legit superstar.

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