News Weed: Squad Cancels Guy For Not Having Social Anxiety Disorder

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News Weed: Squad Cancels Guy For Not Having Social Anxiety Disorder

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pril 4, Bandra. In an unprecedented – yet long overdue – move, a group of millennial Mumbaikars have publicly declared that they have cut all ties with their friend, Atul. While ghosting was established a few years ago as an effective and accepted form of cutting off all communication with a romantic partner without having to deal with any of the drama, but a group of friends publicly ostracising the “normie” among them is surely a first.

The squad, many of whom have known Atul since teenage, were bellieved to have taken this decision when Atul declared that he was of sound mental health. “It’s like he doesn’t have even lower-order problems like social anxiety or even awkwardness,” said a friend on the condition of anonymity. “He said he doesn’t even have OCD! How can you be as basic as Andheri East in this day and age?” The group claimed they took this drastic step to retain their #SquadGoalz and have drafted individual responses clarifying the same below.

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