Person of the Week: Amit Shah


Person of the Week: Amit Shah

Illustration: Mandar Mhaskar


his past week, BJP president and Instigator-in-Chief, Amit Shah, dropped the latest entrant to the We Have No Freaking Idea How Acronyms Really Work (WHNFIHARW) club on an unsuspecting crowd in Uttar Pradesh, shattering the long-standing assumption that Prime Minister Narendra Modi aka Black Money’s Greatest Nemesis (BMGN), was the only person gifted enough to go where no acronym has ever gone before.

Addressing an election rally in Gorakhpur, Amit Shah explained to the people of Uttar Pradesh that development will continue to elude the state until its people get rid of KASAB, a collective reference to BJP’s main rivals, Congress (KA), the Samajwadi Party (SA), and the Bahujan Samaj Party (B).