Life Lessons from the Black Hole that is a Mobile Service Centre

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Life Lessons from the Black Hole that is a Mobile Service Centre

Illustration: Sushant Ahire

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ou know the black holes that Stephen Hawking spoke about? I found one right here, on this planet, in this city… just a few kilometres from my house. The place where time ceases to exist and your soul is left screaming into the void. The mobile repair centre.

A visit to the service centre is like entering Hotel California, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. There’s no shortage of more attractive places you can visit – prison for instance – but when you’re the guy who drowned your phone while swiping Tinder on the shitter, you have no choice but to suck it up and make your way to a service centre.

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