An Obituary for All the Hearts That Beat for Milind Soman

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An Obituary for All the Hearts That Beat for Milind Soman

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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t is with profound regret that we announce the news of Milind Soman’s untimely marriage. Over the weekend, star-crossed desi girls bore witness to a tragic scene of lifelong commitment, a mutual promise of love everlasting, and the official withdrawal of Milind Soman photos from every bachelorette. As hearts around the nation audibly break, and hankies are soaked instead of panties, we look back on the promising single life of Mr Soman and ask: Where did it all go wrong?

When Milind Soman popped out of a crate and into our lives, he had some stiff competition. The ’90s were a strong decade for male supermodels, with the perfectly chiselled likes of Arjun Rampal, Jas Arora, and Dino Morea bursting onto the scene and straight into our fevered imaginations.

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