Maharana Pratap’s Open Letter to Bollywood


Maharana Pratap’s Open Letter to Bollywood

Illustration: Mandar Mhaskar


reetings former subjects and perpetual fanboys,

I’m taking time out of my busy schedule of haunting eleventh graders to speak to you about a matter of urgency. It has come to our royal attention that renowned director Sanjay Leela Bhansali has made a blockbuster out of Queen Padmavati’s life after being roughed up by a Sena. I feel utterly ashamed to admit that my extremely distant descendants stormed an entire castle only to beat up one guy. We were a warrior people, not bullies on a playground.