BREAKING: JNU’s Plan to Wage War Against India Delayed, Much Like its Students’ Degrees

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BREAKING: JNU’s Plan to Wage War Against India Delayed, Much Like its Students’ Degrees

Illustration: Arati Gujar

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wo days after Union Defence Minister Nirmala Sitharaman held a press conference to warn Indians that JNU students were planning to wage war against the country during their chai break at 5 pm on Tuesday, we have unravelled the web surrounding the plan to storm Raisina Hill, and take control of Rashtrapati Bhavan – provided the students’ metro pass is working on the day.

In her explosive press conference, Sitharaman had revealed that much like the price of petrol and Ram Gopal Varma’s motives, JNU students are going from bad to worse. “Forget my generation. The current lot is worse than what we saw in 1984,” Ms Sitharaman said, reacting to news that a rebel Leftist faction had taken control over large swathes of JNU’s sprawling campus.

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