Mega Exclusive! Jio Institute’s First Merit List Features Satyapal Singh & Biplab Deb

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Mega Exclusive! Jio Institute’s First Merit List Features Satyapal Singh & Biplab Deb

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he prestigious and previously invisible Jio Institute has released a list of candidates for its “Nation Wants to Know” Achievers Programme. The list has not been made public, much like the institute’s faculty, website, Facebook page, Twitter handle, or campus. But we have been assured by a WhatsApp forward that a few candidates have been shortlisted for being over achievers.

“Jio Institute is #1 in Planet (Indian flag, Indian flag)”, the WhatsApp read, “Many patentable ideas have come from these proud Indians today! Jai Hind!”

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