Can Billionaires Jeff Bezos and Kylie Jenner Blow Up All Their Cash?

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Can Billionaires Jeff Bezos and Kylie Jenner Blow Up All Their Cash?

Illustration: Arati Gujar

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am: Jeff Bezos enters his palatial Albuquerque mansion. After his morning $10,000 per session Pilates class, the richest man in the world is ravenous. For more money. It’s time for a refreshing dip in his swimming pool full of 100-dollar bills.

9 am: As he tries to do the backstroke without getting a paper cut, Bezos wonders, “Is it ever enough?” That’s a question Mr Amazon, as he likes to be called in bed, has stopped asking himself. If he did, the protests at Amazon offices over workers’ rights and fair wages would get to him. Don’t they realise it’s an honour just to be allowed into the hallowed halls of the greatest, most powerful company on earth?

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