I’m an Indian & I’ll Be There By Sharp Late O’Clock

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I’m an Indian & I’ll Be There By Sharp Late O’Clock

Illustration: Akshita Monga

“B

uss dus minute,” says Sonu. He is in Mayur Vihar Phase 258, palming off a termite-ridden dressing table to a rich asshole as an antique. Razia Sultana used it, no less. I am in Gurgaon. It takes four hours to run from Mayur Vihar to Gurgaon. And five hours if you drive through Delhi traffic.

My bed has caved in. It is not what you think. I thought I could use it for a workout, because I stay surgically attached to it. But I digress. Sonu couldn’t care a fuck that this piece of furniture needs urgent TLC.

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