Let’s Teach the Goras Some Gaalis, Said Every Indian Ever

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Let’s Teach the Goras Some Gaalis, Said Every Indian Ever

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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here are many many things that divide Indians, but there’s one that unites us all: a horrible sense of humour. We laugh at anything; after all, we’ve kept Sajid Khan, Omprakash Mishra, and Navjot Singh Sidhu in business for a long time. We laugh at those who don’t speak English, and those who can’t speak Hindi. In fact, our longest-running shared gag involves pranking unsuspecting goras. That gag recently went global, when a white dude wearing a T-shirt that screamed out the Indian gaali “BHENCHOD” was spotted walking around Las Vegas.

Making the White Guy say Bhenchod has been our top national gag for years now.  There’s no greater joy than priming an unsuspecting white person with foul gaalis under the guise of teaching them Hindi. Hindi might not be the official national language, but it is definitely the lingua franca of making white people look foolish.

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