When I Grow Up, I Want to Be an Indian Parliamentarian

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When I Grow Up, I Want to Be an Indian Parliamentarian

Illustration: Juergen D

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achin Tendulkar ended his six-year stint as a Rajya Sabha MP with a grand attendance of eight per cent. For someone who loved breaking records on the field, these aren’t numbers the Little Master would be proud of. After receiving criticism from Arnab Goswami, Chetan Bhagat, and all of Twitter, Sachin once again fumbled in the nervous nineties. In an attempt to salvage the situation, he donated his entire salary, approximately ₹90 lakh, to the Prime Minister’s relief fund.

While Sachin found it in himself to be gracious when critiqued, the same kind of light isn’t cast on every underperforming member, as they all get together and waste taxpayer money by doing… nothing.

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